Slim Dusty - Red Back On The Toilet Seat, аккорды песни для гитары

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There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night, 
   
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I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite. 
                                   
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I jumped high up into the air and when I hit the ground, 
       
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that crafty redback spider wasn't nowhere to be found. 
 
  
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I rushed in to the missus, told her just where I'd been bit 
     
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she grabbed the cut-throat razor blade, I nearly took a fit. 
                                        
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I said, "Forget what's on your mind and call the doctor please, 
           
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'cause I've got a feeling that your cure is worse 
           
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than the disease."  
 
CHORUS:
            
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There was a redback on the toilet seat, 
       
C
when I was there last night, 
  
D
                              
D7
               
G
I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite. 
   
C
                            
F
And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight, 
      
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G7
               
C
and I curse that redback spider on the toilet seat last night. 
  
  
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I can't lie down, I can't sit up, I don't know what to do, 
    
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G7
              
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the nurses think it's funny, that's not my point of view. 
                                   
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I tell you, it's embarrassing, and that's to say the least, 
      
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G7
          
C
'cause I'm too sick to eat a bite, while the spider had a feast.   
 
CHORUS:
    
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And when I get back home again I’ll tell you what I’ll do, 
    
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G7
                 
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I’ll make that redback suffer for the pain I'm going through. 
                                    
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I've had so many needles, that I'm looking like a sieve, 
      
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G7
           
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and I promise you that spider hasn't very long to live. 
  
CHORUS:
            
F
                           
There was a redback on the toilet seat, 
       
C
when I was there last night, 
  
D
                              
D7
               
G
I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite. 
   
C
                            
F
And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight, 
      
G
                                 
G7
               
C
and I curse that redback spider on the toilet seat last night.

C
                                 
F
There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night, 
   
G
                              
G7
               
C
I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite. 
                                   
F
I jumped high up into the air and when I hit the ground, 
       
G
                           
G7
            
C
that crafty redback spider wasn't nowhere to be found. 
 
  
C
                                 
F
I rushed in to the missus, told her just where I'd been bit 
     
G
                                    
G7
            
C
she grabbed the cut-throat razor blade, I nearly took a fit. 
                                        
F
I said, "Forget what's on your mind and call the doctor please, 
           
G
                                
G7
    
'cause I've got a feeling that your cure is worse 
           
C
than the disease."  
 
CHORUS:
            
F
                           
There was a redback on the toilet seat, 
       
C
when I was there last night, 
  
D
                              
D7
               
G
I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite. 
   
C
                            
F
And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight, 
      
G
                                 
G7
               
C
and I curse that redback spider on the toilet seat last night. 
  
  
C
                                 
F
I can't lie down, I can't sit up, I don't know what to do, 
    
G
                               
G7
              
C
the nurses think it's funny, that's not my point of view. 
                                   
F
I tell you, it's embarrassing, and that's to say the least, 
      
G
                                       
G7
          
C
'cause I'm too sick to eat a bite, while the spider had a feast.   
 
CHORUS:
    
C
                               
F
And when I get back home again I’ll tell you what I’ll do, 
    
G
                                
G7
                 
C
I’ll make that redback suffer for the pain I'm going through. 
                                    
F
I've had so many needles, that I'm looking like a sieve, 
      
G
                              
G7
           
C
and I promise you that spider hasn't very long to live. 
  
CHORUS:
            
F
                           
There was a redback on the toilet seat, 
       
C
when I was there last night, 
  
D
                              
D7
               
G
I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I feIt his bite. 
   
C
                            
F
And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight, 
      
G
                                 
G7
               
C
and I curse that redback spider on the toilet seat last night.