Rudy Mancuso - Christmas Is A Bitch, аккорды песни для гитары
Intro: C C
Verse:
C Em/B
Christmas really freaks me out. It makes me feel alone.
Am A
I think that elves are creepy. I'm not a fan of snow.
Dm G C Fm G
Forgive me when I say that Christmas is a bitch.
C Em/B
Chocolate makes my skin breakout. I don't like decorations.
Am A
I'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station.
Dm G C E
I think it's all so whack, but people seem to disagree.
Chorus:
Am Em
The kids wait up for Santa Claus, the man with overalls.
F F C/E
He eats their milk and cookies, must have high cholesterol.
Dm G C E
But who am I to judge? This guy is not even real.
Am Em
Cause mistletoe and candy canes, all of its so freaking lame.
F C/E Dm
Sorry if I sound insane.
C F Fm
Christmas sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,
C Fm G
That's why Christmas is a bitch.
Verse:
C Em/B
There's people shopping at the mall for phones and big TV's,
Am A
wasting all their money on lights and Christmas trees,
Dm G C Fm G
making corporations rich, that's why Christmas is a bitch.
C E
And every time I look around, I see a smiling face,
Am Am/G F
Is this a problem just with me or the human race?
F G
All of these really annoying songs that people love to sing.
C E
What can I possibly be missing from this Christmas thing?
Chorus:
Am Em
Kids wait up for Santa Claus, a weird dude with overalls.
F
He eats their milk and cookies,
F C/E
This guy has gotta have high cholesterol.
Dm G
But it makes people happy, it makes no sense to me.
C E
It's a fat guy who breaks into your house. It's bullshit.
Am
There's mistletoe and candy canes,
Em
I find all of this shit so lame.
F C/E Dm
I don't like playing cheerful games.
C F Fm
If only I could flip a switch, it's a complicated sitch,
C G
That's why Christmas is a bitch.
Outro:
F G
These stupid sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,
C
That's why Christmas is a bitch.
Rudy Mancuso - Christmas Is A Bitch, аккорды песни для гитары
Intro: C C
Verse:
C Em/B
Christmas really freaks me out. It makes me feel alone.
Am A
I think that elves are creepy. I'm not a fan of snow.
Dm G C Fm G
Forgive me when I say that Christmas is a bitch.
C Em/B
Chocolate makes my skin breakout. I don't like decorations.
Am A
I'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station.
Dm G C E
I think it's all so whack, but people seem to disagree.
Chorus:
Am Em
The kids wait up for Santa Claus, the man with overalls.
F F C/E
He eats their milk and cookies, must have high cholesterol.
Dm G C E
But who am I to judge? This guy is not even real.
Am Em
Cause mistletoe and candy canes, all of its so freaking lame.
F C/E Dm
Sorry if I sound insane.
C F Fm
Christmas sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,
C Fm G
That's why Christmas is a bitch.
Verse:
C Em/B
There's people shopping at the mall for phones and big TV's,
Am A
wasting all their money on lights and Christmas trees,
Dm G C Fm G
making corporations rich, that's why Christmas is a bitch.
C E
And every time I look around, I see a smiling face,
Am Am/G F
Is this a problem just with me or the human race?
F G
All of these really annoying songs that people love to sing.
C E
What can I possibly be missing from this Christmas thing?
Chorus:
Am Em
Kids wait up for Santa Claus, a weird dude with overalls.
F
He eats their milk and cookies,
F C/E
This guy has gotta have high cholesterol.
Dm G
But it makes people happy, it makes no sense to me.
C E
It's a fat guy who breaks into your house. It's bullshit.
Am
There's mistletoe and candy canes,
Em
I find all of this shit so lame.
F C/E Dm
I don't like playing cheerful games.
C F Fm
If only I could flip a switch, it's a complicated sitch,
C G
That's why Christmas is a bitch.
Outro:
F G
These stupid sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,
C
That's why Christmas is a bitch.
