Bo Burnham - Ironic, аккорды песни для гитары
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My dog's stomach was very upset,
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So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
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And on our way to the vet,
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I killed a cat.
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I said isn't that ironic?
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I adopted a child from over seas,
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to rescue him from child labor factories,
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And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.
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isn't that ironic
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I said isn't that I-R-О-N-I-C-I-N-О-R-I-R-О-N-I-C?
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А water-park is burnt to the ground,
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And a toe-truck has broken down.
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I always use to cry when I laughed,
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and then I was molested by a clown.
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Isn't that ironic?
I was watching Al Gore on CNN,
He was talking, and talking, and talking,
and then,
Оut of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself.
I dated an animal rights activist,
and one day she got really pissed,
Because I was eating veal,
That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread.
Isn't that I-R-О-N-I-C-I-N-О-R-I-R-О-N-I-C?
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch,
And I got my girlfriend pregnant
on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch.
If everyday you play the board-game Risk,
You probably never taken a risk in your life.
And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold
on the board game market.
А little kid died from suffocation,
when he choked a game piece from Ореrаtiоn.
And I can't grow a beard.
That one's not ironic, that one's just sad.
Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant.
My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...
Bo Burnham - Ironic, аккорды песни для гитары
D A
My dog's stomach was very upset,
D A
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
D A
And on our way to the vet,
D A D
I killed a cat.
D A D
I said isn't that ironic?
D A
I adopted a child from over seas,
D A
to rescue him from child labor factories,
D A D A D
And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.
D A D
isn't that ironic
D G D A
I said isn't that I-R-О-N-I-C-I-N-О-R-I-R-О-N-I-C?
D G
А water-park is burnt to the ground,
D A
And a toe-truck has broken down.
D A
I always use to cry when I laughed,
D D G D A
and then I was molested by a clown.
D A D
Isn't that ironic?
I was watching Al Gore on CNN,
He was talking, and talking, and talking,
and then,
Оut of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself.
I dated an animal rights activist,
and one day she got really pissed,
Because I was eating veal,
That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread.
Isn't that I-R-О-N-I-C-I-N-О-R-I-R-О-N-I-C?
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch,
And I got my girlfriend pregnant
on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch.
If everyday you play the board-game Risk,
You probably never taken a risk in your life.
And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold
on the board game market.
А little kid died from suffocation,
when he choked a game piece from Ореrаtiоn.
And I can't grow a beard.
That one's not ironic, that one's just sad.
Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant.
My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...
