Amanda Palmer - Do You Swear To Tell The Whole Truth, аккорды песни для гитары

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When I was six years old my sister Alyson 
 
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asked for a stove for her birthday 
   
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and my mom was nice and she bought one 
 
 
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Alyson needed a reason to bake something 
 
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barged in my room and she grabbed me, she said 
 
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I made a cake and we're going next door 
        
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to Sam Weinstein's and you're getting married 
 
 
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The cake was burned 
    
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it tasted gross 
     
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she made me kiss him 
 
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on the mouth 
 
 
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Now I am 33 
 
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unmarried happily 
 
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no plans in life and I'm planning to keep it that way 
                   
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I do kissing with only one mission 
 
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Do you like to kiss then you have my permission 

     
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And I have already spent too much time 
 
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doing things I didn't want to 
         
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So if I just want to make out all the time 
         
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you can bet your black ass that I'm going to 

 
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When I was nine I was kind of a loser  
 
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the kids in my class didn't like me  
 
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Melanie Chow was the meanest of all  
        
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and my mom made me go to her party   
 
 
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Nobody talked to me I sat there quietly  
 
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drawing with crayons on a napkin  
   
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a picture of Melanie skewered with a pitchfork  
     
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her legs getting eaten by lions  
 
 
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The cake was good  
 
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I took some home  
   
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I had a party  
 
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in my room   
 
 
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Now I have friends and I'm not such a loser  
     
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but I go to bars all the time and I sit there  
     
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and order red wine and I write and I like being alone around people  
     
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yes that's how I like it 
 
 
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And I've already spent too much time  
 
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doing things I didn't want to  
       
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So if I wanna sit here and write and drink wine  
         
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you can bet your black ass that I'm going to 
 
 
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Yes I come here often 
 
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Sure I'll have another one 
 
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Yes I come here often 
 
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Sure I'll have another one 
 
but I don't have to talk to you 
 
 
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When I was 17 I was a blowjob queen  
 
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picking up tips from the masters  
 
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I was so busy perfecting my art  
       
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I was clueless to what they were after  

     
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Now I'm still a blowjob queen (far more selectively)  
 
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I don't make love now to make people love me  
 
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but I don't mind sharing my gift with the planet  
 
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We're all gonna die and a blowjob's fantastic  
 
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When I was 25 I was a rock star  
     
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but it didn't pay too well I had to strip on the side  
                    
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of the road to get ready for shows and the cars driving by  
      
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baby they'd never know  
 
        
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what a bargain they'd gotten  
     
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and if I'm forgotten  
 
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I'm perfectly happy with all that has happened  
     
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and I still get laughed at but it doesn't bother me  
 
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I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me  
 
     
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And I've already spent too much time 
 
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doing things I didn't want to
 
       
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So if I want to drink alone 
 
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dressed like a pirate 
    
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or look like a dyke 
         
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or wear high heels and lipstick 
    
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or hide in a convent 
    
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or try to be mayor 
    
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or marry a writer 
       
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smoke crack and slash tires 
      
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make jokes you don't like 
          
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or paint ducks and retire 
         
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YOU CAN BET YOUR BLACK ASS THAT I'M GOING TO

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Dm
  
When I was six years old my sister Alyson 
 
F
                          
C
  
asked for a stove for her birthday 
   
G
                         
Dm
  
 
A
  miniature one you could actually cook with 
     
F
                         
C
  
and my mom was nice and she bought one 
 
 
G
                   
Dm
  
Alyson needed a reason to bake something 
 
F
                           
C
  
barged in my room and she grabbed me, she said 
 
G
                         
Dm
  
I made a cake and we're going next door 
        
F
                                
C
  
to Sam Weinstein's and you're getting married 
 
 
Gsus4
          
G
  
The cake was burned 
    
Dm
  
it tasted gross 
     
F
  
she made me kiss him 
 
C
  
on the mouth 
 
 
G
  
Now I am 33 
 
Dm
  
unmarried happily 
 
F
                          
C
                      
G
  
no plans in life and I'm planning to keep it that way 
                   
Dm
  
I do kissing with only one mission 
 
F
                              
C
  
Do you like to kiss then you have my permission 

     
G
                
Dm
  
And I have already spent too much time 
 
F
                       
C
  
doing things I didn't want to 
         
G
                   
Dm
  
So if I just want to make out all the time 
         
F
                             
C
  
you can bet your black ass that I'm going to 

 
G
                       
Dm
  
When I was nine I was kind of a loser  
 
F
                             
C
  
the kids in my class didn't like me  
 
G
                      
Dm
  
Melanie Chow was the meanest of all  
        
F
                       
C
  
and my mom made me go to her party   
 
 
G
                     
Dm
  
Nobody talked to me I sat there quietly  
 
F
                           
C
  
drawing with crayons on a napkin  
   
G
                    
Dm
  
a picture of Melanie skewered with a pitchfork  
     
F
                       
C
  
her legs getting eaten by lions  
 
 
G
                         
The cake was good  
 
Dm
  
I took some home  
   
F
  
I had a party  
 
C
  
in my room   
 
 
G
                            
Dm
  
Now I have friends and I'm not such a loser  
     
F
                      
C
  
but I go to bars all the time and I sit there  
     
G
                      
Dm
                        
F
  
and order red wine and I write and I like being alone around people  
     
C
  
yes that's how I like it 
 
 
G
                  
Dm
  
And I've already spent too much time  
 
F
                       
C
  
doing things I didn't want to  
       
G
                      
Dm
  
So if I wanna sit here and write and drink wine  
         
F
                             
C
  
you can bet your black ass that I'm going to 
 
 
G
                 
Dm
  
Yes I come here often 
 
F
                 
C
  
Sure I'll have another one 
 
G
                 
Dm
  
Yes I come here often 
 
F
                 
C
  
Sure I'll have another one 
 
but I don't have to talk to you 
 
 
G
               
Dm
  
When I was 17 I was a blowjob queen  
 
F
                          
C
  
picking up tips from the masters  
 
G
                  
Dm
                     
I was so busy perfecting my art  
       
F
                            
C
  
I was clueless to what they were after  

     
G
                            
Dm
  
Now I'm still a blowjob queen (far more selectively)  
 
F
                          
C
  
I don't make love now to make people love me  
 
G
                             
Dm
  
but I don't mind sharing my gift with the planet  
 
F
                           
C
  
We're all gonna die and a blowjob's fantastic  
 
and  
 
 
G
               
Dm
  
When I was 25 I was a rock star  
     
F
                        
C
                       
G
  
but it didn't pay too well I had to strip on the side  
                    
Dm
                        
F
  
of the road to get ready for shows and the cars driving by  
      
C
  
baby they'd never know  
 
        
G
                         
what a bargain they'd gotten  
     
Dm
  
and if I'm forgotten  
 
F
                          
C
  
I'm perfectly happy with all that has happened  
     
G
                            
Dm
  
and I still get laughed at but it doesn't bother me  
 
F
                          
C
  
I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me  
 
     
G
              
Dm
  
And I've already spent too much time 
 
F
                       
C
  
doing things I didn't want to
 
       
G
                          
So if I want to drink alone 
 
Dm
   
dressed like a pirate 
    
F
  
or look like a dyke 
         
C
  
or wear high heels and lipstick 
    
G
  
or hide in a convent 
    
Dm
  
or try to be mayor 
    
F
  
or marry a writer 
       
C
  
smoke crack and slash tires 
      
G
  
make jokes you don't like 
          
Dm
  
or paint ducks and retire 
         
F
                             
C
  
YOU CAN BET YOUR BLACK ASS THAT I'M GOING TO